Thursday, October 28, 2010

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, and Georgia will win

            The decision is tough.
            Back Burner? Never been. Good rep.
            Natalia's? Been once. Good rep.
            Downtown Grill? Been several times, plate-lickin' good.
            Taki? Never been. Good rep.
            The dining choice debate is because of this: I think Georgia can beat Florida by two touchdowns, maybe more, and it wouldn't surprise me in the least.
            That inspired a Georgia fan to offer this: "If Georgia beats Florida by two touchdowns, I'll buy you dinner anywhere in Macon."

Monday, October 4, 2010

Let us bow down to Les Miles

    Les Miles is a god, and yes, I want The Mad Hatter's Powerball, MegaMillions, Fantasy Five, Win For Life, whatever, I want his lottery numbers.
    Drunk intramural frat teams often seem more coherent than LSU, and little is better evidence than Saturday's loss-win against Tennessee.
    A Miles press conference is worth 10,000 words, so watch this to figure out what happened.
    Sadly, it's a fairly accurate depiction, and why LSU is the team to watch every Saturday. "24" and "Lost" are Bugs Bunny cartoons compared to "Kickin it with the Cajuns" each weekend.
    Miles is the most-criticized winner of 79 percent of his games in history, and certainly the most lampooned. But note: 79 percent. Something proper is happening, regardless the headache-inducing rout.