Dear ESPN,
Please stop
sucking sooooo bad. Please quit thinking with your little Twitter when it comes
to news judgment and the ensuing stalking and dead-horse-beating.
Like the
smothering of the Jets training camp, which meant updates on Tebow's favorite
toilet paper and interviews loaded with "blessed" and
"happy" and "want to win" and "excited" and
whether his average pass was a 79 percent spiral or 84 percent spiral or if one
could perceive better shotgun snaps to him or to Mark Sanchez, which then leads
into three days of analysis on who the team prefers.
Yes, I'm
begging, because I can't watch ESPN for more than about 90 seconds, because
it's barely relevant for about 90 seconds before moving on to stalking and
dead-horse-beating and wretched writing - is Berman doing scripts? -
I-want-my-own-show-on-any-network-doing-anything anchors.
