Monday, June 27, 2011

Why put off today what you forgot to do three weeks ago? Or something

    The meeting of Middle Georgia Procrastinators will come to order.
    And dammit, we've been putting this off for like a month, people.
    Ahem.
    Can't remember why the delay. Can't remember what else I'd meant to throw out there. Perhaps I've been dizzied by the new iPhone, which is nice but hasn't really worked 100 percent yet and will likely be traded in when allowed for a non-Apple product.
    Apple engineer 1: "Ya know, this task can be accomplished in 10 seconds and with three keystrokes."
    Apple engineer 2: "Dude, we're Apple. Make that three minutes, one aspiring and 15 keystrokes."